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Thursday, 14 October 2010

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This Man Got Carried Away Doing The Anal. Now He's Trapped Like Them Chilean Miners Were. Nearly.

South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing.

And apparently, his neighbour, Zimbabwean President Robert 'Doctor Bob The Farmer's Friend' Mugabe agrees wholeheartedly.

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, speaking from a north London hospital laundry basket (don't ask) told us:

"It's pure common sense that anyone taking one up the tradesman's entrance on a regular basis, unprotected, and with a variety of partners will be more susceptable to infection than those who don't do it. You can't just go doing anal sex scenes willy-nilly for the big bucks and expect it to be risk free. The blokes are at risk too - if that virus squirms its way up the old Jap's eye they're equally at risk. It's a bloody daft game to be in if you ask me."

Our source told us that Jacob Zuma advised taking certain precautions when indulging in sexual activity of the anal variety, such as wearing a nice hat, and washing your cock in the kitchen sink immediately following ejaculation.

SEN source Martin Shuttlecock told us:

"I thought taking one up the arse was the exclusive domain of gaylords. I didn't realise men and women did it too. Until you showed me that DVD. It looks uncomfortable to me. I wouldn't like it and that's a fact. Neither would my long suffering wife, Anne. If I proposed such a thing as that to her in the boudoir, she'd probably smack me in the head with the bedside table lamp."

More as we get it.

But not up the arse and not in a gay way.

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