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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday.

"Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him all painted and powdered though."

"I don't think John would have wanted to live to be this long", stated Joe. "This is six years past 'When I'm 64' so it would be rough. I'm not sure I'd want to be 70 but that's a million years from now!"

"We love his music", stated Nick. "But I'm not sure I could have made it past the 'old man smell'."

Kevin then criticized his two brothers saying that Lennon could still be writing and performing as other ancient ones do..."like Willie Nelson. He must be a hundred."

When asked about their opinion about Ringo Starr, all three merely sat there and finally, looked at each other and shrugged.

"Was he killed with John? I can't remember any Bingo Starr."


"Any Bingo Ringo!"

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