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Thursday, 14 October 2010

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It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers.

"They can't get along with each other for long it seems", claimed a source. "But they sure manage to be in the same place at the same time a lot."

After Aniston showed up backstage where Mayer was performing in Atlanta recently, they headed for a hotel and called a bunch of friends over for a party. Now the same thing has happened in Los Angeles.

This time a man who's brother apparently has Downs Syndrome began yelling at Jennifer about her "Retard" comment that got her into hot water earlier in the year.

Aniston once more apologized and the man waved it off and continued on his way.

Jennifer used the word on Regis And Kelly. Since then, it has stuck just as other words stuck with Michael Richards, Mel Gibson and a few others.

Aniston has tried to put all that behind her after a dozen apologies but it keeps showing up.

"I even went to the president of the American Society For The Mentally Re...Challenged, and he stated it was OK with him. That he expected that from Blond Airheads and not to worry about it."

Back to Jennifer and John. For the present time it looks like it's mostly 'Wham Bam, Thank You Mam!'

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