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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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Not out of work long thanks to Bill Clinton?

Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment, both major players in the Californian porn industry have been forced to close their doors because they allowed their actors to "ride bareback"!

Bareback riding is allowed in the industry, but unfortunately one male actor ducked a HIV test and has now been declared HIV pos.

This news sent panic through the industry and filming stopped immediately; some film crews had to apply buckets of cold water on some shoots to seperate the pairs "dogging it" without a condom, sticky affair!

Although the industry was warned many years ago about HIV it was mainly ignored because the film-makers demand real hardcore, live cum shots and no "pussy-footing condom scenes."

Although production has momentarily stopped the actors and producers are brainstorming (not much hope then) about how to get back to work and one super-hung hunk and his partner offered the following solution:

"we'll '69' it first, then a blow job and pussy licking session, all good clean stuff. Then as a 'climax scene' I'll put my dick between my legs hiding it, cut the scene, then strap a massive vibrator around my waist and use cremé fraiche for the climax cum shot, nobody'll notice the difference, delicious!"

The cameras are now rolling again, but punters buying the crap have been issued a written warning on the box stating: "we did not have sex with those women" (thanks Bill) it was just a "blow (up) job"!

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