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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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We Are The Champions! Erm...Roll That Back...

The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter.

Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after a few B list celebs voiced support for rival, Cher Lloyd.

Katie, almost kicked off last weekend following a bizarre version of the Queen terrace anthem, 'We Are The Champions' has seen whatever popularity she may once have enjoyed plummet to the level of a Chilean copper miner.

Alfie Shirtlifter told Skoob Entertainment News:

"Nobody likes her mate. Simple as that. To women, she comes across as a hysterical, attention-seeking bottle blonde high on ambition but low on talent, and to the men, she reminds them of that nutty bird they once went on a date from hell with. Or if they were really fucking stupid, the nutty bird they actually once married and subsequently divorced. She'll be out on her arse this weekend. Trust me."

SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger, lying underneath a parked car in Praed Street, near Paddington Station absolutely refused to comment - even to SEN.

"I refuse to talk about the X-Factor. Now kindly fuck off and leave me alone."

Katie Waissel was "indisposed" according to sources.

More as we get it.

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