Written by David Allen Iha

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Topics: Poo, Running

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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The glossy crap of Actor, Gary Sinise

Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed.

"Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise.

Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not Al Gore could win a Nobel Peace Prize by telling the public what we already knew.

Gary Sinise claims that he will do this again in front of President Obama, and will being paid a million dollars by 4chan, with this money he will donate it to charity.

"I'll be kinder than Bono" Says Sinise

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