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Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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Mel wants Crocs pub, but his liver doesn't!

The Australian boozer frequented by famous Aussie monument, Crocodile Dundee, is to be flogged.

The current pub owner has had enough of telling Crocodile Dundee stories to passing tourists and Aborigine "Walkabouter's" in fact he's so sick of people asking if Mr.Dundee really existed, he's decided to go "walk about" himself.

The actor who played Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan, is dying to return to his old watering hole but cannot afford it, he owes too much tax and can't even buy a pint of Fosters!

The Aborigines living in the area are all mainly alcoholics and will desperately miss the pub and fear that they'll be plenty of "cold turkeys" flying around if no new owner can be found.

Other fab Aussie actors have shown interest in buying the pub, Russel Crowe & Mel Gibson, but were advised against it because they are so far down the outback road, their livers couldn't take it!

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