After the news broke of Courtney Cox Arquette and David Arquette's marriage breakdown, David was quick to jump to his defense confirming that it was not he who had an affair, and it was in fact, his lesbanon wife Courtney.
David revealed that unbeknown to him, Jen and Court had been lezzing off since their days of "friends" or slightly "more than friends" as Dave put it.
Courtney and Jen were not available for comment this afternoon, though the tiles on Jen's palacial home appeared to be almost.... vibrating.
Coco - the Arqutte's daughter has opted to stay with Courteney as she is apparently the "cool" parent. Well, aren't all lesbians cool?