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Monday, 11 October 2010

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After admitting to seeing other women, Ashton Kutcher says that his marriage to Demi Moore is practically over. They only need to file the divorce papers.

The May-December marriage has lasted longer than most predicted but there has been a constant update in the news over Kutcher lately, that everything is breaking down.

A former secretary to a marriage counselor stated that there have been many divorces in the Kutcher family, including his own parents, in the past so this is nothing new to him.

Meanwhile Demi has seemed to be trying to hold their marriage together.

"She still cares for him", stated a friend. "But I think it may have gone too far. I know they have been seeing a marriage counselor but it takes both parties to make it work."

While Kutcher has reportedly been seeing a young lady named Britney Jones, Demi is said to be keeping an eye out for Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner.

This is Lawrence Welt for UP2.

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