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Sunday, 10 October 2010

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Holiday goers will be ecstatic to note that a new theme park will be opening in Orlando next year following the success of Harry Potter land.

"Crash and burn teen sellout land" will feature hit rides from Disney horny teenagers. "Obnoxious" Selena Gomez and annoying Miley Cyrus are amongst the celebs said to be involved, whilst Bieber gets his own little section of spinny cup rides (rideable with adult so Sean Kingston can accompany him).

Disney chief Waldo Disney explained the move.

"These are the icons of today. No one wants Goofy. If Goofy took clothes off on beach he be hit. But no one want Goofy no more. They want Hanny Montany and Witches of Wickerham Plaice."

Profits expected to soar with demographics suggesting a rise by 500% of kids aged 11-13, as well as grown single men aged 55+.

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