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Sunday, 10 October 2010

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Are you useful? No? Well, fuck off then!

The Home Secretary has been urged to take a personal interest in the case of X Factor reject Gamu Nhengu, who faces deportation to Zimbabwe.

Scotland's Culture Minister Fiona Hyslop has said the teenager had the potential to be a 'great asset' to Scotland's cultural community.

The thinking in some political circles is that we have whole housing estates full of useless tossers, hanging around, making the place look untidy, who add nothing to the community and in most cases are a negative force, culturally.

One insider, who preferred to remain anonymous said 'We can ship truckloads of those fuckers back and no one will give a shit. Not only are they useless, they also have no aim, shift or feck.'

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