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Monday, 11 October 2010

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Rush Limbaugh on his way to work. (NOTE: He is not wearing his customary toupee).

SAN FRANCISCO - GOP conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who makes $50 million a year, was seen having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box with one of this years finalists on America's Got Talent, Prince Poppycock.

Melvin Doodlemist, who was a patron at the fast food eatery said that he could not believe it when El Rusho walked in with the Prince.

He pointed out that Limbaugh was dressed like he had just come off the golf course and Poppycock was dressed in his customary white powdered pompadour wig, white tights, and Revolutionary War outfit, complete with pink epaulets, lavender pom poms, and fuchsia buttons.

Doodlemist noted that Limbaugh ordered the Sourdough Steak Melt with extra Grilled Peppercorn and Pee Pee, as the Prince is called by his close friends ordered the Chicken Fajita Pita A La Rita Rita.

The two sat down at a table next to Doodlemists. Melvin said he could hear every word that the two were saying. He heard Pee Pee say that he was thrilled at being chosen to perform the lead in The Sidesaddle Theater production of The Boy George Story - The Man In The Woman In The Man.

Mel even heard Rush ask him if he could have some free front row tickets. Poppycock's voice went up an octave as he replied "yes!"

Rush then asked the Prince if he was planning on voting for Sarah Palin in 2012. Mr. Pee Pee blushed and said that although he likes the way Palin dresses he has a problem with the fact that she enjoys the heck out of blasting the daylights out of things like moose, caribou, elk, and reindeer.

Poppycock was then heard asking Rush, "Why can't Sarah just bake apple pies, oat meal cookies, and gingerbread things like most American women."

Limbaugh replied because Sarah Palin is not like most American women. Rush went on to inform the Prince that when Palin is out in the white wilderness stalking big game, she will pee standing up just as if she were one of the guys.

The prince put down his Chicken Fajita Pita A La Rita Rita and ran off to the restroom holding his mouth.

In other news. Peru's planned invasion of China has been postponed. It appears that one of the two destroyers is going to have to have its anchor replaced.

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