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Saturday, 9 October 2010

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The Kardashian Sisters (Lower Left) at New York City's Club La Bi Do.

NEW YORK CITY - Kim Kardashian, who until recently was the girlfriend of Dallas Cowboy receiver Miles Austin, was involved in a brawl fracas at New York's trendy Club La Bi Do.

Kim was there with the other two members of the infamous Kardashian trio celebrating the fact that Kourtney had recently lost three pounds on the all-celery diet.

A pole dancer Nanette "Thighs of Silk" Upperfork went up to Kim and asked for her autograph. Kim looked at her as if to say that she did not sign autographs for women who use poles as parts of their act.

Upperfork sensed what Kim was thinking and she tossed her Kamikaze Cocktail drink towards Kim. Kim ducked and the drink hit Kourtney on her ample tush, bounced off her caboose, and hit Khloe on her ample lower lip.

Kourtney lunged toward Nanette but she got her six-inch imported Italian stiletto high heel caught in sister Khloe's imported Norwegian fishnet stocking causing both K sisters to tumbled to the floor.

Kim put down her Singapore Sling and jumped towards Nanette, who moved causing Kim to land on a chair with her abundant puppies, which instantly broke the heavy-duty chair.

As Kim yelled out in agony, Nanette went up to Kim and took off her left Lady Gaga Deluxe Edition Elton John Designer Pink Patent Leather Boot and proceeded to hit Kim's bottom as Kim yelled out something that sounded like either, "Hey stop it witch!" or "Hey cut it out right damn now you skinny pole hugging bitch!"

By then the club's bouncer, Luigi "Pow Pow" Carpeletti, who had been going wee-wee in the men's restroom, grabbed Nanette Upperfork and escorted her outside. He then took the Kardashian sisters to the club's office and offered to pay for all of their drinks and vast amounts of food.

SIDENOTE: Kim told Carpeletti that the whole incident was filmed by the production crew for their show Growing Up Kardashian and that they are going to title the particular episode, The Kardashian's Come To New York City And Kick Some Big Apple Ass!

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