Yesterday at 2:00 PM, hundreds of people saw what appeared to be some kind of ghost that looked exactly like Elvis, (except for the sideburns) at a Decatur, Mississippi mall.
He spoke briefly, saying only "I'm Melvus" and "Thank you, thank you very much.", as he faded away approximately 5 minutes later.
40 women viewers passed out and over 60 reported having orgasms. The men watching just appeared to be bored and maybe a little disgusting.
Researchers immediately left to search for their volumes of Nostradamus's prophecy's and Edgar Cayce's readings. Most of those who were interviewed later said that they found references for this happening from both seers but wanted to continue their research before commenting further.