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Thursday, 7 October 2010

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Paris Hilton slipped past reporters Monday night while running with two bodyguards into a hotel after rumors flew that she had been beaten up over the recent photographs of her and Lindsay Lohan 'drugging and a hugging' photographs.

A spokesman later came down outside the hotel and stated that Hilton merely wanted to be left alone and that she wasn't planning to leave the hotel for at least a week.

But several photographers clearly had some interesting photos that seemed to show that Hilton had a black eye. But when asked, the spokesman stated that Paris had had a little too much to drink and her mascara had made her eye look funny.

However, a source at a nearby nightclub stated that something happened outside in a parking lot and it looked like the one taking the licking was the blond and the one delivering it was Lohan's recent romance, Eilat Anshal, although they couldn't say for sure.

Anshal has served as a combat troop in Israel and would be a tough lady to tangle with according to those who know her.

Meanwhile there were also reports that Lohan has received help and is now a client at the Betty Ford Clinic after her latest hearing before a judge in Los Angeles.

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