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Thursday, 7 October 2010

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Billy Ray, Miley, Trace Have All Seen One!

The new 'Cyrus' show is about how real UFO's are and why they are called UFO's.

In the early episodes they will explain that UFO's are like "Unidentified Flying Objects" or "something weird looking like Trace", grins Billy Ray. "You ever seen a face like that on Star Trek?"

The two are always bantering with each other on the reality show and in one in particular, get into a knife fight but the exciting scene was then later cut.

"Everyone has seen a UFO", says Trace in one shooting. "I mean, if something flies over your head, it may be a barn owl but if you don't identify that sucker as a barn owl, it's a genuine Unidentified Flying Object."

The show gets a little slow at times.

Usually that's when they rerun that video of Miley singing at the stripper pole. In fact, they showed it three times in one show and twice during the knife fight and in another episode where Billy Ray gets elbowed and swallows a big wad of chewing tobacco.

So far, catching the two laughing at some guys report of seeing a UFO and cracking jokes about being probed as the commercial finished early has brought the seriousness down a notch or two.

The two are also trying to get a copy of Miley wiggling her butt into that old guys crotch to help their ratings a bit.

This is Walley Segap for UP2.

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