After the sexy photo shoot with 29-year-old Kim Kardashian in a see-through outfit, everyone has been after Justin Bieber about his budding romance with Kim.
"Ever since that shoot, which was for publicity only, I've heard even some of my fans calling me 'Kim's Toy Boy' and I'm tired of hearing it. Kim is a very attractive woman but it was only a photo shoot", stated a red-faced Justin Bieber.
Just last week a well-known tabloid blew up several photos and wrote an article entitled, "What's That You Say, Mrs. Robinson?" after the movie 'The Graduate' in which an older woman seduces a young man.
An attorney has been looking into one particular photo that appears to have been 'doctored'. But Bieber says that it would be hard to prove either way and not worth going to court over.
"There's also some Miley Cyrus stuff out there. You'd think I was chasing every woman in Hollywood from 17 to 29. I like both of these ladies a lot but most of those articles are false."
However, you can't keep Bieber down very long.
"I'm getting ready to go out with Lady Gaga. She says she'll be wearing a dress made of dried cow shit and turkey feathers! To paraphrase Woody Allen, 'Emily Dickinson was wrong. The thing with feathers is not 'hope' but my date, Lady Gaga."