The Facebook Movie, which is currently being made in America, is missing several relevant plot points, according to movie critics.
Our expert, Jake Povah, watched 90 minutes of the film before throwing up into his popcorn out of disgust. Coming out of the theatre, he met up with us for a round of coffee and gave us his opinion.
"It lacked loads of things. Like how the ending was all about how Facebook got brought down in the crash. Lolz, spoilers! I mean, it had no plot. If it were a Facebook group, I'd dislike it instantly,"
"The main thing missing was the lack of realism. They should have hired Anthony Hopkins as the main guy cause he's awesome. And let's face it, the genre's all wrong. The next Slumdog Millionaire? Hardly. They forgot the bit which turns the population of the human race into mindless slaves who spend hours on facebook whilst the owners pillage their bank accounts"