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Thursday, 30 September 2010

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Following a number of alarming revelations that a major catfight is brewing between Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson over the affections of Robert Pattinson, Skoob Entertainment News decided it was high time we got to the bottom of things.

So to speak.

SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger - relatively sober, for a change, as it was still early in the morning - was duly despatched to dig the dirt, armed with a laptop and a mobile phone.

Reporting back, some two hours later, Buffty Ginslinger admitted that he'd come up empty.

The rumours, spread by unscrupulous tabloid newspapers on both sides of the Atlantic claimed that Stewart was jealous of Watson and feared that she might be trying to steal her 'boyfriend' away. Her insecurities were reportedly compounded by fears that because Pattinson and Watson are both British, then they might possibly share a stronger than usual bond.

The rumours then went on to claim that Watson made covert insults directed at Stewart as she claimed that the Twilight movies were selling sex, whereas the Harry Potter movies were selling a story about magic.

SEN concludes that the entire 'story' is a waste of newsprint, and probably the product of an over-excitable hack.

In other words - it's all bollocks really.

No more of this malarkey - mind you, we've said that before...

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