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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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You Got Four Yesses!

As Cheryl Cole moves quietly into pole position as the X-Factor judge favourite to complete a hat-trick of series victories, sources inform Skoob Entertainment News that Cheryl is 'dead keen' on Malvern teen-starlet, and Cheryl look a little likey Cher Lloyd.

But not keen at all on Wakefield warbler Chloe Mafia.

Insiders say that Chezza was mightily relieved that Chloe was kicked out at the boot camp stage, because she found her uncouth and that. And she didn't apparently much like the way that Chloe flogged her mutton to the highest bidder.

Also, hotel room video footage of Chloe reminded her too much of Ash, and made her feel all upset inside and that.

But sources reveal that Cheryl is happy with Cher, because she seems like a decent lass, she's a size zero, and she's gorra heck of a big voice for such a little lass.

Also noted was the fact that if Louis Walsh is taking medication of some prescription, then it appears to be working a treat, because he hasn't rambled aimlessly on nearly as much as he did in the last series.

More X-Factor crap as we get it.

With thanks to Moose and Squirrel for the pic.

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