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Topics: Mariah Carey

Monday, 27 September 2010

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You know when you been tangoed.

Mariah Carey, the well rounded personality who looks like she's been tangoed, is said to be in a stable condition following an accident on stage in Singapore recently.

While performing her hit song "Make it Happen" Ms Carey slipped and fell down, causing her to become stuck fast to the stage, due to having a depilated under carriage in preparation for a recent Jazzling of the verjayjay, combined with a well waxed floor and no under crackers on, allegedly.

The vacuum created was so strong it took emergency officials 45 minutes to pry Mariah from her predicament.

At first they considered taking up the section of flooring immediately beneath the prone star. This was ruled out by the manager of the venue where the F1 gig was being held, as there was a wedding booked to use the hall next.

The surprised singer had to have Ghee liberally applied to her nether regions and was eventually slid along the shiny surface much in the same way a dog does when scratching its arse in the garden, for removal.

An unspecified amount of stage area was unfortunately damaged during the de-vagination of the floored diva, caused by her corundum encrusted coochy. She is reported to have sustained some injuries from the substitute see-saw, set to snatch the stricken starlet from her suckered snare.

Doctors say that she is fine and resting but has had to be fitted with a new lady garden, due to the previous one being puckered out from the extreme suction of the incident, she is also said to have received some splinters from the floor, damaged by her diamond studded under carriage.

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