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Monday, 27 September 2010

James Cameron has today revealed a few hints about the upcoming sequel to 3D hit Avatar.

Speaking during a press conference held at a shed in Whitby to promote his new movie "Spade! - The Untold Story Of A Gardening Tool" Mr Cameroon said "I feel we need to take Avatar 2: The Legend Of Curly's Gold to a new place that's why we'll be filming in Southport. Sure, that planet was nice but the hire rates for a movie crew are just outrageous. So we decided it might be nice if the Avatars came to earth to soak up our culture."

When pressed for further details on the story Jammy replied "Well there is one thing I can tell you; The blue bloke that was a human but became a blue bloke will have a problem with an addiction to Kebabs, Coca-Cola and internet porn. We wanted our average audience to be able to identify with the characters so, in the movie, he'll also be posting online as "Yodafan1" and spending his days moaning about why Jon-Luc Picard is better than Captain Kirk."

Avatar 2 is expected to have one of the longest running times of the series.

"Yes" said Mr Macaroon "I can confirm that the running time will be around the six week mark. And, if I have my way, the special edition will contain a massive 2 seconds of extra footage."

Avatar is now available to buy on CVD, Flu-Ray, STD, Digestive Biscuit and Sponge.

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