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Monday, 27 September 2010

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Nadya Suleman looking at the September issue of PlayGuy Magazine.

LA BREA, California - Nadya Suleman, the woman known as OctoMom, has found herself in quite an unfavorable situation.

It appears that the mother of 14 kids, including a set of octuplets is in danger of having her home foreclosed on.

Suleman in a desperate attempt to raise the money recently held a yard sale in front of her $450,000 home in the La Brea neighborhood of Los Angeles.

OctoMom literally went into her master bedroom closet and pulled out as many personal items as she could. Some of these included a maternity bra that could easily hold the heads of Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd. It managed to sell for $78.19.

She also sold a half-eaten oyster from Long John Silver's Seafood Restaurant which Spencer Pratt had bought for her when they were dating back in June. The half-eaten oyster was purchased by a pastry cook from Lake Tahoe, Nevada for $24.30.

When Pratt was dating Suleman he told a close friend that he was simply amazed at her ability to spell each one of her 14 kids last names backwards.

He also added that she is an excellent cook who can take a can of tuna fish and make it taste exactly like sirloin steak.

Spencer was asked if it was true that he had told a reporter for USA Today that Suleman's bikini taco is twice as cute as his ex-wife Heidi Montag's.

He blushed and replied that it most certainly is and that part of the reason is because it, unlike Heidi's, is actually 100 percent real.

Originally it appeared that Nadya Suleman was going to have to possibly sell off four of her kids five Sony Playstation III's.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: OctoMom confessed to her next door neighbor Ling Ling Wing that the only choices she had in order to meet her house payment and keep from having her house foreclosed was to borrow the money from Mel Gibson, which is out of the question. Rob a bank, which is way out of the question, or pose in a nude layout spread for PlayGuy Magazine which she will most probably end up doing sometime around Halloween.]

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