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Sunday, 26 September 2010

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A photo of Jamie Lee who was born 3 months premature. (NOTE: If you look closely you'll see a little bitty wienie.)

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Lee Curtis recently took her pet Alaskan Malamute, Daisy Doo to get it vajazzled at the famed animal clinic in West Hollywood Bow Wows 'R' Us.

As Curtis was sitting in the waiting room for Daisy Doo's procedure to be completed she was asked by one of the clinic employees if it was true that she'd had sexual reassignment surgery when she was in her late teens.

Jamie Lee instantly stood up and got in the individuals face and asked her where in the world she had heard such a ridiculously asinine thing as that and that it was nothing more than a scandalous lie.

The employee identified as Fontanella Winnebago, 49, of Pacific Palisades said that she had heard it from her life long hairdresser José of San Jose.

Curtis told Ms. Winnebago that all of her life she has heard the ongoing rumor about her having been born a hermaphrodite like Lady Gaga and she has finally gotten used to that misconception.

And now she is starting to hear that while in her teens she went in and had her male diddly dipper removed and a female crotch clam put in its place.

Curtis said that a lot of the falsehood is due to the fact that as a little girl she liked to climb trees, drink water out of a garden hose, spit every three minutes, and grab her crotch and pretend that she was a major league baseball player.

Jamie Lee said that in order to put an end to that particular rumor she has established a very personal and extremely intimate Internet site that one can go into and see first hand photos that will clearly prove that those rumors are simply just not true.

To view these photos of Jamie Lee Curtis's joy box you can log on to www.jamieleecurtisandhervagina.sex

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