Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Nazi, Denmark, ABBA

Friday, 24 September 2010

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ABBA in Blitzkrieg mood, "Dancing Queens" beware!

ABBA those Swedish lovelies from way back when have relaunched their career as a "radical right band"!

Benny and Bjorn decided to jump on the band wagon as an extreme right political party in Denmark adopted their song Mamma Mia and changed it to Mamma Pia (referring to the leader of the party called Pia, logical?).

In the past ABBA songs have been regularly adopted by "extreme" groups, e.g. One of the Gay fraternity's anthems is "Dancing Queen" but Benny and Bjorn declined the offer!

Also "Waterloo" was adopted by French Nationalists and Napolean freaks as one of their anthems too. They never have forgotten getting the mega "Welly" they received from a certain British Duke.

After hearing of the resounding success that the Danish have had using ABBA remakes the German NSDAP has also decided to re-release a Nazi version of their mega-hit, SOS and have called it SOS = Siegheil Our Swastika, jawohl!

Benny and Bjorn are doing several gigs around Europe and have promised an ABBA "Radical Right Revival"!

Auschwitz have declined the offer to stage a gig (why?).

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