Chris Moyles broke down in tears on Radio One this morning, claiming that it was all too much for him to take. Having launched a scathing attack on BBC Bosses yesterday in which he branded them 'Moronic Divs', the Disc-jockey told listeners that he 'couldn't take much more of this'. The break down came after officials arrived in his studio investigating a large, unknown spot showing up on Radar in the area.
Moyles (blood type Ragu), who has been battling a weight problem for 36 years, claimed that, despite hosting the prestigious morning show on Radio One, he isn't a morning person.
The following statement has been released; 'It is no secret that Chris has been struggling with his personal life in recent weeks, what with his girlfriend dumping him and the Royal Mail issuing him with his own Postcode. For this reason, we have decided to turn a blind eye to his recent indigestion.'
Moyles, spends his spare time running round himself for exercise, claims not to have been paid his £600,000 a year salary for his 15 hours of work a week for two months.
Thanks to Chris Moyles (a pro anti-bullying campaigner) for the 'Weight' jokes used in this article.