As Millions watched The X Factor, the Contestant who claimed she was a singer was in fact a alien.
Simon failed to notice that aliens find it impossible to sing. They can grunt and make noises that they think is English and they think that by dressing as a Chav they will get on the Programme.
By getting through to the next round she will be found out false hair false boobs and false teeth.The Alien touch is so similar to a Rubber doll that thousands will be deceived.
Simon Cowell is fond of women who look like this and perhaps his dreams have come true.
In round two Simon votes for more tarty women.
While Louis wets his lips at the new boy band Called BOY BANDITS