It has just come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that according to his latest publication, 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' long haired lothario Russell Brand copped off with Kate Moss.
Nothing new there then.
Russell is renowned for wheedling his way into women's pants, for unfathomable reasons known only to the women whose pants he has wheedled his way into.
So now comes the revelation that he copped off with Kate Moss. It just isn't news. As SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger explained as he downed a large G&T in a pub in Whitehall - not his regular haunt, but apparently he was feeling all refined today. He told us:
"It's no big deal. He's a bit of a clever bugger when it comes to namedropping about bedroom activities. But I've got twenty quid here that says that he doesn't mention the fact that Manuel out of Fawlty Towers shagged his granny in any of his poxy books. It's celebrity culture dear boy - the fuckers can dish it out but they certainly don't like it up 'em."
Buffty Ginslinger was last seen headed for Downing Street with a large G&T to go and a hot water bottle.
The mind boggles.
More as we get it.