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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted coming out of the G-Spot Salon early Tuesday afternoon arm-in-arm with Sam Ronson, and both girls were purring like kittens. The G-Spot is the latest upscale feminine enhancement salon to open in the Los Angeles area and is rumored to be owned by Francois S. Liquer, ex-lover and new business rival of the famous hairstylist, Jose Eber.

The paps were all over the two, asking if they'd gotten vajazzled, and surprisingly, Ms. Lohan was very open to discussing it. "Yes," said Lindsay, "I am so excited. I didn't know if it was going to hurt, but it didn't at all. In fact, the worst part about the whole procedure is that it tickled, but other than that, the procedure is actually quite pleasant." Of course, she admitted that enduring the Brazilian wax prior to getting vajazzled was a bit more painful, but added "You know, it was one of those pain and pleasure things. Totally worth it."

Reporters asked Sam if she was in the room when Lindsay was getting her procedure done and Sam told them that they actually went in there together and had matching designs done. "It was nice" claims Ronson. "We held hands and giggled through the whole thing together."

The girls were asked to describe what designs they opted for since, obviously, it was not possible for them to physically show the vajazzled vag areas to anyone. They told reporters that since Lohan was going to be going away to prison for a long time, they decided it would be fun to have each other's initials vajazzled on their private areas. Lohan says she opted for an additional design shaped like a razor blade.

Said Lohan, "Believe me, I'm not stupid. I know what it is going to be like in prison and with my design, let's just say it's gonna take a pretty tough broad to try and get past these crystals."

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