Unconfirmed reports are slowly filtering through to us here at Skoob Entertainment News that troubled and multi tattooed chanteuse, Amy Winehouse, got involved in a vajazzling parlour bust up, as a professional vajazzler refused to vajazzle her.
We're hearing that the professional vajazzler refused to vajazzle Ms Winehouse because she 'wanted to be vajazzled with big lumps of glass, covered by a rubber hood, which would clean the glass chunks after any pressure is applied. A bit like the cat's eyes like what you get in the road.'
Apparently, the vajazzler refused to carry out Ms Winehouse's request, prompting a heated argument, and a bit of a scuffle.
Try as we might, we couldn't confirm the Winehouse story, but we did speak to a professional vajazzler, Doreen Gribble, from Cleckhuddersfax in Yorkshire. She told us:
"I'm not surprised that the vajazzler refused to vajazzle Ms Winehouse, if indeed, he or she ever actually did so. Vajazzling is a serious business, usually entailing sticking small rhinestones, sequins, or similar shiny small things to the down below area of the lady garden with a good quality adhesive in order to enhance its visual appeal. No vajazzler in their right mind would glue chunks of glass covered in a rubber hood to somebody's muff. That would just be irresponsible vajazzling, and it could constitute a health hazard."
So nobody's really any the wiser. Even after all that piffle and nonsense.
But we'll bring you more as we get it anyway.