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Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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The Turin Shroud ?

Justin Bieber's underwear has been put up for auction for charity - with experts estimating it could bring in over $10 million dollars.

"Celebrity underpants are holding their value extremely well" Said Peter Kex of Bloomer-bergs. "It seems that there will always be a need for famous budgie smugglers."

All over the world teenage girls were raiding their piggie banks, but if rumours are true all of their euros and dollars combined would make no difference. It would appear that the Vatican is preparing to put in a monumental bid for the underwear.

A source from Rome told me: "Our priests have precious few pleasures in life - especially recently. To be able to give them a few sniffs of such a venerated piece of clothing that has been so close to Justin - well, Turin Shroud move over - there's a new piece of cloth in town and it's been next to Justin's arse."

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