HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Julie Andrews once sang that the hills were alive with the sound of music. But in the case of Warren Beatty and Annette Bening their current marital musical song may be the theme from The Addams Family.
Inside sources say that both Warren and Annette are on opposite sides of their daughter Kathlyn's sexual reassignment surgery.
Annette supports their 18-year-old and Warren says that he would not mind if she wanted to act like Ellen DeGeneres, Meredith Baxter, Jody Foster, or even big old Rosie O'Donnell, but he certainly does not want his daughter turning into what Sonny and Cher's daughter Chastity Bono has turned into.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Chastity Bono had the sex change surgery and she is now Mr. Chaz Bono, a very heavyset, not good looking, beer guzzlin' type dude.]
Meanwhile Kathlyn says that she has already thrown away all of her girl things including bras, panties, high heels, Heidi Montag posters, pantiliners, and all of her female roll on deodorant spray.
The K, as her friends call her, says that she no longer answers to her birth name Kathlyn and that now she will only answer when she is called by her new dude name; Stephen "Bubba" Ira.
Reports are that Warren is blaming his wife because of the fact that she recently starred in a movie The Kids Are Alright, in which she portrayed a lesbianite who is married to another lesbianite Julianne Moore.
Beatty went on to say that the script only called for three kissing scenes between his wife and Julianne but that both women added 17 more (hmmmm).
Warren said that Kathlyn (he refuses to call her Stephen Ira) told him that in the movie her mother portrayed a lesbian and she seemed very, very happy.
Warren told her that Bening's character was not the least bit happy and that she was sadder than a featherless egg laying chicken.
SIDENOTE: Warren asked his wife how she would feel if all of a sudden he found Adam Lambert attractive enough to want to divorce her and marry him. Bening laughed and replied that he is old enough to be Lambert's grandfather.