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Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Paris claims police confiscated the purse originally used to hold the cocaine, this is the purse she is now using.

Glamorous Socialite Paris Hilton was recently sentenced to 30 days in rehab after several incidents involving substance abuse.

The first reported incident occurred last Wednesday at 21:17pm outside a night club in LA.
Paris was seen being removed by two bouncers, the police were soon brought in.
It appears the purse, which she carried contained several bags of heroine.

Paris was held in police custody for 24 hours before being bailed out by Nicole Richie. $200,000 was the rate paid for her release.

The most recent incident involved her revisiting the same night club on Friday with a brown paper bag in hand, which she claimed was her new purse. At 23:46pm only 30 minutes after entering the club she was removed again by bouncers who once again emptied her "purse" and found not only 2 bags of heroine but also ecstasy tablets and one of her chihuahuas.

The courts were lenient with her and the judge said "she is lucky that we are only sentencing her to rehab, no prison sentence will be served, but we are now investigating claims of animal cruelty."

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