LAS VEGAS - Well it looks like the Land of Chips will also now be known as The Land Without Balls as Las Vegas authorities have let the poor, little, misguided, rich bitch Paris Hilton get off virtually Scott free.
The Hilton ho has become an expert at getting out of having to go to prison when anyone else would have had their ass sitting in the joint in no time at all and for years not merely a few days.
It is amazing how Paris is pampered by those men and women in high levels of law enforcement and county law. Miss Hilton should really star in the movie Superwoman, because she is most definitely 'bulletproof.'
And in this case the individual who is letting Paris Hilton off the hook is Clark County District Attorney David "No Spine" Roger, a man who apparently thinks that Hollywood celebs are above the law.
One Texas sheriff, Bobby Billy "Bubba" Troutgarden of Karankawa County, shook his head and said that if the skinny little blonde slut would have been caught in his Texas County with cocaine in her purse he would have threatened her lily white law-breaking ass with Sparky the electric chair (pun intended).
He added that as long as Hollywood celebrity types like her and Lindsay Lohan keep breaking the nation's laws and virtually getting away with it, then those laws are merely nothing more than simple jokes.
He went on to say that the sissified state of Nevada needs to do two things. One, grow a backbone. And two release every single prisoner who is incarcerated in the Nevada prison system for the doing the same exact thing that Miss Paris Hilton has done.
When Paris was told of Sheriff Troutgardens remarks she giggled and said that she will never, ever set foot in Karankawa County, Texas. She then added that Troutgarden is stupid and just downright mean.
She then added that one thing that Sheriff Troutgarden seems to forget is that she is a rich Hollywood celebrity and on the Left Coast that means that she can do pretty much anything she wants to and because of her daddy and her daddy's name she will get away with it as if it never happened.
SIDENOTE: Lindsay Lohan remarked that she is getting sick and tired of reading about Paris Hilton disrespecting the laws of the United States. LiLo said that she is seriously thinking about changing her name to Hilton; Lindsay Hilton.