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Sunday, 19 September 2010

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A very relieved Justin Bieber got the news he was wanting to hear this morning, he is NOT the father of twins!

A 16-year-old young lady was pregnant and she told everyone that Justin Bieber was the father of her baby. The juvenile's father had told the press that if Bieber had gotten his daughter pregnant that he would have to pay for everything the mother and baby needed.

Then it was discovered that instead of a baby, there were two.

The twin boys were born last week but everyone kept the fact from the paparazzi until the DNA report came through.

"It would have involved all this speculation and negativity toward Justin", stated his attorney.

Now that it has been proven that Bieber is not the father, the real father or the male claiming that he is probably the dad, has stepped forward and stated that he would ask the 16-year-old to marry him and they would raise the twins together.

What was Bieber's final comment?

"Now the paparazzi can do their worse. Everyone knows I'm innocent. I'm sure the young lady will get some bucks from the tabloids for her exclusive interviews. That should help them out right now. I'm happy for them.

But not as happy as I am for me!"

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