Written by Everyman

Print this
Topics: Sex, Doctor Who

Saturday, 18 September 2010

image for Doctor Who to have sex
Doctor Who gets lucky - at last

He has travelled the length and breadth of the universe - in a variety of regenerations and in all sorts of dimensions. But one thing has always eluded the Timelord, Doctor Who - and that is getting his end away.

He has worked with the universe's most desirable women - and Billie Piper. But Dr Who has seemed unable to cut through the space/time continuum and have a shag. But all this is to change. In the next series, the Timelord will meet a sexy new Dalek who will seduce him - thereby showing the world how on earth these metallic creations reproduce.

A source close to Dr Who told us: "It was getting ridiculous. The Doctor could take on any alien that the galaxies could produce, place the tardis in any place in infinity at any point in time - but was unable to stick his cock in a vagina. People were beginning to find the whole concept unbelievable."

Make Everyman's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 1?

7 20 1 4

Go to top