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Saturday, 18 September 2010

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Demi Beginning To Show Her Age

Ashton Kutcher told reporters yesterday that the recent stories of him being with younger women (he is 22 years old while his wife, Demi Moore is 69) is simply not true and he is going to his lawyers to see what can be done.

"Star Magazine has continuously published lies about me and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct", stated Kutcher's attorney, Mort Sanger.

The latest report in The Star has an interview with a 20-something year-old young lady that says she has had an affair with Kutcher.

Kutcher read the latest story with all the 'allegedly and supposedly" and quickly took to Twitter to refute that report.

"I think Star magazine calling me a 'cheater' and a 'oldiebopper' qualifies for defamation of character. I hope my lawyer, Sanger agrees," he wrote.

"STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind 'freedom of the press' when you are writing fiction as fact."

At least, dear reader, TheSpoof stands behind their writers:

"Everything within these articles are a pack of lies from one outrageous story to another!"

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