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Saturday, 18 September 2010

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A new book states that Paris Hilton is her own Drug Mule as she hides her stash up her ass!

The book, apparently titled, "Flash! Bars, Boobs and Busted" is by Ryan Simkins, a photographer of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos.

In the book Simkins goes into detail according to the report given to us by a proofreader.

"Paris hides her goodies up her wazzoo. It's not only a good hiding place butt I think she loves having it up there. Maybe she'll make another video soon."

Several other details were brought out on a CNN special report.

She was apparently asked about the location of her cocaine and ecstasy supply and told the press, "Wouldn't you like to know?"

"Maybe that's why she wiggles her butt so much", stated one reporter. "We thought she was just teasing us, butt she may have been releasing a little bit of goodies into her system. Notice that she's almost always smiling?"

Another stated that he had heard that she got the idea from reruns of the old Happy Days episodes which usually contained the phrase: "Sit On It!"

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