George Michael has been sentenced to eight weeks in a women's prison and lost his license for five years, Tuesday for driving under the influence of drugs when he crashed his car into a London photo shop.
That's two non-moving buildings within the past few weeks that have been committed by the sinking rock star.
Michael, the former Wham! singer, had pleaded guilty only last month to driving under the influence and possession of cannabis following a July 4th collision between his Range Rover and a Snappy Snaps store in north London.
"Has anyone checked the owners of those stores for drugs?' Michael asked the judge. "They're building them too close to the road."
"Nine weeks", stated the judge." You're stoned right now! Quit giggling or you'll be there a year."
However, the singer quit laughing just as soon as he realized that the judge was sending him to a women's prison.
"That's cruel and unusual punishment!", he yelled. "I want a men's prison. I demand a men's prison!"
"That's ten weeks", stated Judge Perkins. "See if he can learn some manners from Big Alice?", the judge told an officer who was to transfer Micheal to prison.