HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars's Karina Smirnoff, who was once engaged to wed "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has let her new dance partner Michael Sorrentino, alias "The Situation" know that he had better behave himself whenever he is practicing with her.
Smirnoff, who took her name from the Russian Vodka, said that if Mikey boy thinks that he is just going to waltz in whenever he feels like it and start with his Jersey Shore little Guido attitude then she will let him know in no uncertain terms that she will not be putting up with his pizzaesque personality and his Chicken Fettuccine character.
When told of Smirnoff's remarks Sorrentino winked and said that by the time he gets through sweet talking Miss Smirnoff she will be begging him to marry her and take her away from the Left Coast to the Right Coast.
Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron says that he will be expecting plenty of fireworks coming out of the Smirnoff-Sorrentino rehearsal room.
Bruno Tonioli, aka the Gaytalian judge, said that he can hardly wait to see Mr. "Situation" without a shirt. Carrie Ann Inaba overheard him and told him to stop being so gay.
British judge Len "The Old Grouch" Goodman told Inaba that Bruno cannot help acting so gay because the Italian bloke is gay and is in fact even gayer than one of England's gayest gays Sir Elton John, who is thinking of changing his name to Lady Elton John, in the interest of being more politically correct.
One of Sorrentino's Jersey Shore's cast mates the little bitty dwarf Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi says that she can hardly wait to see how long it takes before Karina takes her size 9 foot and kicks Mikey in his groin.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The little Italian munchkin known as "Snooki" stands 4 foot 9 inches tall and only weights 80 pounds. She was recently fined $500 for throwing pizza slices at unsuspecting seagulls in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.]