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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Miley Cyrus writing the lyrics to one of the three songs for "Gossip Girl" which she co-wrote with her dad.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of CW's Gossip Girl have revealed that they have in fact just signed Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to appear as the Tarantelli Triplets in the hit television teen drama.

The three teen singing sensations will portray a Malibu Beach, California all-girl rock band known as The Stimulus Package.

The trio will perform for a big end of summer party on New York City's Upper East Side hosted by the shows two main characters Serena van der Woodsen played by Blake Lively and Blair Waldorf played by Leighton Meester.

The band will be singing three songs which were co-written by Miley Cyrus and her father the 'former' Billy Ray Cyrus especially for the show.

The songs are "The Ballad of Bad Boy Chuck Bass Who's A Bad Ass And a Conceited One At That," "Why The Hell Did You Tell Me You Loved Me When All You Really Wanted Was To Touch My You-Know-What Chucky," and "Hey Chuck How About You Get The Eff Out Of My Life And Go And Hit Up On Brenda Song."

The producer had talked to Justin Bieber about also making an appearance on the show but he could not as he is on his Justin Bieber Criss Crosses North America By Bus Tour with his new BFF Jasmine Villegas.

SIDENOTE: Cloris Leachman and Betty White will also be making a guest appearance as Serena's great, great grandmother, the beer drinking Savannah Woodsen and Blair's great, great grandmother, the four-letter word spewing Brunicia Waldorf.

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