HOLLYWOOD - The performer known as Prince Poppycock gave what he felt was his best performance on America's Got Talent yet, but towards the end of his act, the British judge Piers Morgan reached down and hit his X button.
PP was literally shocked, but being the trooper that she is continued on with her Italian beer drinking, pizza eating number.
Afterwards, Mariah Carey's husband and host of AGT Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon asked Morgan why he had X'd Mr. PP.
Morgan, had a hard time answering over the 600 or so boos that the audience was tossing his way. One audience member said that Piers was just jealous because the prince had earlier rejected his advances back in her dressing room.
Another said that PP has more talent in one of her ovaries than Morgan has in his entire bloomingly bland British body.
Finally Piers tried to say that he hit the X button by mistake and the audience booed even louder.
Sharon Osbourne stated that perhaps it is just a case of Mr. Piers Morgan being a first-class homophobic. Howie chimed in by telling Morgan that he had better never ever show his face (or his ass) in San Fransissyco.
Prince Poppycock told a stage hand that he was literally devastated at being X'd by Piers Morgan.
After the show Prince Poppycock was asked why it was that Morgan had X'd him. He smiled, puckered his lips, and replied because before the show Morgan had snuck up behind him and tried to kiss him. PP said that he slapped him and Piers told him right then and there that he was going to X him during his performance.
SIDENOTE: Nick "Boom Boom" Cannon said that the executives of the show are investigating PP's allegations and if they are proven to be correct then Mr. Morgan could be fired or at least suspended from the show.