Benny the magic pope is popping in for a cuppa, lovely. Best get the kettle on and bake a cake.
Prince Philip will be meeting Mr The Pope when his plane touches down on Thursday and then it's off to bonny scotch land, yay, road trip!
Phil and Ben will be taking to the M1 in a massive white caddy, big enough to carry Benny's entourage. They will be stopping off at pubs and points of interest along the way. Mr The Pope has his eye on a "little chef" by all accounts and Phil the Greek should make an excellent tour guide, with his unerring sense of avoiding any protesters or potentially politically incorrect places that the pope perhaps has a penchant to peruse.
"We wouldn't want a whiff of scandal on this trip" explained the Prince "It's like that joke about Jesus is coming so we got to look busy. but it's true, we don't want to screw this up otherwise Benny will be going back to Bethlehem with a bad report for his boss, we don't want that, and Liz has tasked me to get him safely to her house up north where they make whiskey and the bloody skirt wearing spear chuckers have all got blue faces"
Prince Philip is right to be concerned, apparently he has the queen on one side, urging him to get there pronto and Benny on the other, who wants to keep stopping every time he sees something that he likes the look of, and as phil says "I cant say no to him, it's the fricking pope!"