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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

image for George Michael has been sentenced to prison. "At last!" He said, smiling!
"I'm waiting Georgie and I'll shove my guitar right in the right place, I promise!"

George Michael has fulfilled a lifetime dream, he's been sentenced to prison, "yahoo" he yelled as sentence was passed.

George is packing his suitcase full of tight "Whammy" shorts, his pink tangas and his special pink latex gloves "wanky wanky!"

George told the awaiting Paparazzii, "I wish to thank the judge for blessing me with this wonderful vacation in the place of my dreams, filled with hungry sex-starved male prisoners!"

An orgy in the shower every morning and non-stop sex throughout the day, it's like a sommer holiday on Ibiza, I can't f+++++g wait!"

Maybe the judge should have sentenced George to a stint of hard-labour and real punishment and sent him to a womens prison instead, aaaggh!

The British judicial system is too soft and hot-pussied imprisoned Dykes waiting to rape hunky "Gay" George will just have to put up with a broom stick to keep them happy!

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