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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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A photo of the puppy that Justin bought for Jasmine. (Photo courtesy of Kim Kardashian).

WINNIPEG - Justin Bieber just opened his Justin Bieber Criss Crosses North America By Bus Tour in Winnipeg's Icy Arena.

Bieber stated that he was thrilled to have Jasmine Villegas as his opening act. When asked if the rumors of his having a crush on Jasmine were true Bieber smiled and said that they are.

Justin said that Jas has the prettiest legs he has ever seen. He also said that he especially likes the fact that even though she is from California, she knows the names of all of the Canadian provinces and their capitals.

Bieber stated that Jas is also an avid boxing fan and has actually sang the "Star Spangled Banner" at over 100 boxing matches throughout the world in six different languages.

Villegas appeared as the love interest in Justin's music video "Baby." He said that she did so good that he plans to feature her in his upcoming videos entitled "Baby 2," "Baby 3," and "Baby 4."

Jasmine has had three hits including "I Know He Loves Me For Real 'Cause He Bought Me A Hannah Montana Lunch Box," "It's Like Ya Know Love For Sure Ya Know," and "Why Oh Why Is It So Important That You Know My Bra Size Boy?"

SIDENOTE: Justin says that he likes Jasmine so much that he bought her a little puppy which she named Justin...after Justin Timberlake. JK.

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