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Tuesday, 14 September 2010

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Now you can not only view photographs of a nude Kim Kardashian, but you can have her in your bedroom or tastefully dressed in the living room.

After the release of formerly censored nude pics, adding insult to injury, she is being made into an adult inflatable blow-up doll with an almost perfect likeness.

According to "The Ugly Truth", this time not so ugly, Pipedream Products has introduced the "Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll" to their series of famous bodies, featuring Hollywood starlets such as Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Beyonce and even, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.

"We're actually selling more of the guys than we are the ladies", stated company CEO, Jerry Duncan.

A convincing look-a-like model is used for the cover of each product - the front featuring the doll of your choice in the bedroom with a burger and fries while the back of the box has each posing nude with carefully placed tomatoes and lettuce and zucchinis and bananas.

"Is that banana for your monkey or are you just glad to see me?"

Several representatives of the stars have tried to sue but the company has checked it out well and seem to survive. After all, each is made like the closest look-alike that they can find.

"You can even watch them on TV and have them sitting in the nude beside you at the same time", states one ad.

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