HOLLYWOOD - Tyra Banks' baby America's Next Top Model began its 14th season with an extremely dismal viewership number.
The show which features a bevy of beauties competing for the title placed fourth in its time slot. America's Got Talent pulled in 29 million viewers, Law and Order: SVU pulled in 23 million viewers, Cooking With Hominy pulled in 17 million viewers and America's Next Top Model was viewed by only a pitifully low 7,128 viewers.
When told of the unbelievably low numbers Banks almost fainted but luckily she was caught by a cue card man before she actually hit the floor.
The reputable television publication TV Guideline Magazine stated that they truly believe that part of the problem is that a lot of viewers are confusing Tyra Banks with Naomi "The Queen of Mean" Campbell and are simply not watching because they hate diva Campbell with a passion.
Campbell angrily said that she and Naomi look nothing alike. A reporter for another media publication, TV Clickerworld, remarked that maybe from where she is standing they don't but from where Mr. and Mrs. White Bread America are sitting they sure do.
SIDENOTE: Noted TV critic Manny Sheepwood pointed out that perhaps it is time that they contract some model contestants who are not perfect as pie and who actually have seedy backgrounds so that some of the viewers can see that they are all not Taylor Swift clones. Sheepwood said that they need to put on some Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton skanky types to spice up the show other wise, like Kanye West would say, "Dat's it. Da show she be cancelled so y'all send da bitches on home ya hear?"