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Tuesday, 14 September 2010

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and when you done wearing it on stage, it will feed a hungry road crew.

First there was the meatkini, then there was the meat dress, now Lady Gaga has come up trumps with a freshly, flesh formed, fashionable fedora.

The meat helmet.

The pop songbird will be showing everyone her meaty helmet
in a new video and also getting it out on tour, for the delight of her fleshy fashion following fans.

Rumour has it that the meat helmet was inspired by the gaga Gaga's love of "Top Gear" and more pertinently, the helmeted car racer "The Stig" from the popular BBC TV show.

Also, in a bid to "top" her previous abattoir activated apparel she looked to "The Stig" for inspiration.

Originally, it was going to be a full body suit of beef, like "The Stig"s overalls, but the out to lunch offal tailor decided upon the chapeau of chow to be balanced on her bonkers bonce like a brisket on a Berni Inn buffet bar.

What about the vegetables?

They will love it.

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