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Monday, 13 September 2010

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No, not that kind of nips out.

She's no stranger to walking the red carpet, so Pixie Lott should probably know how much fake tan to put on by now. But the 19-year-old gum flapper looked as if she has fallen in a pot of orange paint, as she hosted a Juicy Couture party last night looking like an angry carrot.

Maybe she got confused and thought orange juice instead of just juicy, but what ever it was, it was a fashion faux pas for the rising singing star.

She was also seen over the weekend doing a turn on X factor as a judge alongside Cheryl Cole, who the petite pixie of pop admitted, she loves!

We don't know if she means that in a "big fat lezzer" way, but we can only sit here and think about it for a while and then have to have a cold shower to regain our equilibrium.

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