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Sunday, 12 September 2010

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Megan Fox shows one of the reasons why she is so popular. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

NEW YORK CITY - The latest commercial from Megan Fox has just been named "The Sexiest Lingerie Commercial of The Year" by the highly reputable womens lingerie publication Sexy Thighs Illustrated Magazine.

Foxy Megan appears in an Armani lingerie commercial in which she answers her hotel room dressed in a skimpy bra and even skimpier pair of panties.

The bell hop who brings in her dinner tray accidentally runs over her feet as he gazes upon the sensuously clad Megan.

As the tray wheels roll over both her feet she loses her 'footing' (pun intended) and falls on the bed face down.

As the bell hop eyes her from top to bottom he asks if she could use a hand or two. Megan turns her head to the side and replies that she thought he would never ask.

And as the bell hop bends down to help pick her up, Megan suddenly coughs popping open the hook to her bra. The bra flies off and lands on the bell hop's head.

Megan looks at him and starts laughing. The bell hop blushes as he takes the bra off his head and puts it in his pants pocket. Megan smiles. The bell hop then asks her if she would like to cough again as he points bashfully to her bikini thongs.

The camera then pans toward the food tray as we hear Megan coughing off camera.

In other news. The government of Chile has officially called off their planned invasion of Iran until they can purchase a battleship.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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